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Also, I was talking to someone about how fond I am of Confused Boners as a character dynamic, and became annoyed that there isn't a female version. Confused Vagina sounds like what happens after Suddenly A Girl, Confused Vaginal Feelings sounds like a fakey old-school medical term for being a lesbian, and Confused Vaginal Secretions sounds like you might have a yeast infection, but you're not sure. It doesn't really work any better with assorted other euphemisms for ladybits. Confused Cunt sounds like something you'd get shouted at you in traffic, and Confused Box sounds like a character on a children's tv show. Goddamnit, I just want some nice femslash with women who are not sure if want (though, preferably, who confused for other reasons than the gender presentation of their romantic interest. So many options, guys! I have read about them all in the dudeslash! We can do this!)


And a joke, that has been cracking me up all over tumblr, and which is delightfully text-specific so I can't annoy people with it in meatspace:

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?
Ask them to pronounce “unionized”

I hope this makes you giggle as it did me.